The cheerfully banned commercials included one with porn star Savanna Sampson for AshleyMadison.com, a matching-making service for marital cheaters. (Spare me the e-mails about how the mere existence of such a company proves the irredeemable depravity of millennial America. You are preaching to the choir.) Equally obvious in its intent to be banned was one with a Barack Obama bobblehead doll being drowned by a little Jesus statue, from an outfit unambiguously called jesushatesobama.com.